How can i make myself more attractive to women ?

Posted by | Slimming | Thursday 11 March 2010 1:40 am

I am 5`3″ tall male , 78 years old , i weigh 21 stone , i have spots , glasses , i am bald with just one arm and six toes on each foot. Looking to find myself a hot blonde tall slim lady , any tips for me ?

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  1. Comment by marm212 — March 11, 2010 @ 1:50 am

    Sounds like you already have it all going on stud

  2. Comment by $ Dame Edna $ — March 11, 2010 @ 2:26 am

    You’ve got to have a load of cash ..oh…and a terminal disease.

  3. Comment by do_u_hear_banjos — March 11, 2010 @ 2:33 am

    Gets lots of $$$$.

  4. Comment by socialghost — March 11, 2010 @ 3:17 am

    wow. well your a catch for anyone, don’t go changing yourself for anyone. But maybe try finding a blind hot blonde, that might help :P

  5. Comment by Sober Dude — March 11, 2010 @ 3:47 am

    Yes, chop your head off. Good luck!

  6. Comment by somegirl — March 11, 2010 @ 3:52 am

    lol, you could be born again, i think this question will be deleted be careful!

  7. Comment by bkgirl78 — March 11, 2010 @ 4:10 am

    Stop wasting our time

  8. Comment by Shay — March 11, 2010 @ 5:01 am

    Amputate one toe from each foot, then sew them together. Then sew that too your armless shoulder so you sort of have a toe arm.

  9. Comment by Lil G — March 11, 2010 @ 5:24 am

    dude ur to old to get sum so just get over it.

  10. Comment by arijustwondering — March 11, 2010 @ 5:54 am

    Don’t worry Britney Spears will date anyone!

  11. Comment by LIAM SEAN RYAN — March 11, 2010 @ 6:10 am

    I hope youve got a big koc

  12. Comment by mr nice guy — March 11, 2010 @ 6:24 am

    i think if you use lynx deodarant you may stand a good chance.it worked for me and i met your sister.we have been going out with each other for a week now.

  13. Comment by Poppa — March 11, 2010 @ 7:07 am

    just be yourself

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